First up, is a square rubber-backed tablecloth for $2.
I have no idea from what time period it is, but the pattern doesn't look particularly contemporary. I was holding this in the thrift shop imagining it on our patio table. We have been having unseasonable warm weather, all the snow in our yard is completely gone, and all the trees are budding, so I hope to use it soon.
Next, is a small, tacky, black velvet wall hanging.
Especially when it was made in the USA circa 1982.